Billy? You're looking for that brat? The sneaky little two-bit con artist? A renowned quick shot, you say? Ah, rumours really take on a life of their own, don't they! He's just a small-time crook. Certainly no-one worth the time of the kind of bounty hunter that carries around a gun as marvelous as yours!
Cocky for a kid, aren'cha? Lookin' for a beating?
You don't give me much choice, do you? Alright, calm down, calm down. I'll tell you where you can find him. Let's take a look-see...
Tell you what, let's make a deal. Let me take a gander at that revolver of yours, and I'll tell you.
Oh, wonderful! Even in the West, I've never seen a weapon that sparkled so. What a splendid piece of work! What? You've shown me, so spit it out? Alright, alright! Well then, lend me your ears!
You listening? Good. Well then, Billy is...right behind you.
Now, now, I told you no lies.
You were so kind as to turn around, so is Billy the Kid not now standing right behind you?
Oh, and incidentally, his pistol is already drawn - are you really sure that wonderful revolver of yours should still be in its holster?