What is a meal?
Is it something one makes? Is it something one is compelled to make?
Is it something that is given? Is it something one is made to give?
There is no need for a cat who has yet to arrive at this truth.
Indeed, it is said that only one who has mastered the arts of seasoning and nutritional value may wear this pink robe.
As the Catmancer Merlin once decreed,
“Whoso donneth this apron is rightwise wife and sovereign of Chaldea.”
—-That’s what I was thinking. So how about it, Master!?